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We don't sell websites. We catch the customers you're missing.

Calls you can't pick up. People searching after hours. Quote requests buried in your DMs. We set up the system that catches every one of them and sends them straight to your phone.

Less bullshit. More money.

  • Setups from $990
  • Custom code, never templates
  • Typical launch in 2 to 4 weeks
  • You own the code, the domain and the hosting

Not a website. A system.

Your site, a front desk that answers when you can't, booking and quotes, and getting found on Google, built as one thing so no customer falls through.

The site that books

A fast site where people see what you offer and book or ask for a quote, any hour. You can edit it yourself.

  • Booking and quote forms built in
  • Custom design, no templates
  • Fast on phones
  • An editor for what you change
More about the site

The front desk that answers

A phone and chat assistant that picks up when you can't, asks the right questions, and texts you every new customer.

  • Answers the calls you miss
  • Asks your questions and books the slot
  • Every new customer sent to your phone
  • A person stays in charge
More about the front desk

Booking, quotes and follow-up

Quote forms, booking, reminders and dashboards built around how you already work.

  • Quotes and booking that fit your process
  • Reminders and follow-up
  • Dashboards for your jobs
  • You own the code
More about booking and quotes

Getting found

Show up on Google Maps and local search, and get named when people ask ChatGPT and other AI assistants.

  • Google Business Profile that ranks
  • Technical and on-page SEO
  • Pages written to be quoted by AI assistants
  • Calls, forms, and citations, reported plainly
More about search

Three things we build, running right here.

These are live demos, not screenshots. Click, drag, and replay them. Every one is the kind of thing we put on a client's site.

01 · Websites

Fast enough to feel instant.

Page builders ship code you never use. Our sites ship only what the page needs.

Page builder site
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Our custom site
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0 Performance
0 Accessibility
0 SEO
  • Page weight2.8 MB180 KB
  • Requests9614
  • Scripts loaded411

Illustrative. The race and page weights are typical figures, not measurements of a specific site. The dials are Lighthouse mobile scores from a recent build of ours, tested locally in September 2026; scores vary by page and device.

02 · AI consulting

An intake agent that qualifies leads while you work.

Pick a business. Watch it ask the questions you always have to ask, then hand you a ready lead. Shown as chat here; the same agent answers the phone.

Simulated conversation. The real agent answers your phone line, your website chat, or your DMs, and you approve every reply if you want.

03 · SEO, GEO & AEO

Watch a listing climb.

Drag the timeline. This is the shape of a local SEO engagement: slow at first, then it compounds.

plumber near me Walnut Creek, CA
1 Valley Plumbing Co
2 AAA Drain Pros
3 Best plumbers in Walnut Creek (Yelp)
4 Sunset Plumbing & Rooter
5 HomeAdvisor: Top 10 plumbers
6 Roto-Rooter Walnut Creek
7 Angi plumber listings
8 Your business Page 1
2calls this week
Noin the map pack
Week 1of engagement

Illustrative timeline for a competitive local search. Real results depend on your market and starting point.

How we do this

Built for real businesses with real constraints.

A BMW tuning shop, a craft grower, an espresso bar that runs out of a Civic, and the app that runs our own grow room. Different industries, same standard.

ChanceBuilt Performance website

ChanceBuilt Performance2026

A parts store that knows which BMW you drive

A custom e-commerce storefront and admin for a BMW tuning specialist, with a fitment engine that tells every shopper whether a part fits their car before they add it to the cart.

  • Website
  • E-commerce
  • Custom admin
See the project
Flora & Flame website

Flora & FlameSite and phone agent live

A craft brand's site, rebuilt from the ground up, and the phone agent that answers it

We built the first site for a California living-soil grower, then an AI phone agent that answers every call and hands wholesale buyers to the sales team. Then we replaced the site with a custom, animation-led build, now live.

97 speed · 100 accessibility · 100 SEOGoogle Lighthouse, phone, Oct 2026

  • Website
  • AI phone agent
  • Rebuild
See the project
DDD Coffee website

DDD CoffeeLive

A coffee bar in the hatch of a Civic Type R, and a website that opens the hatch

An espresso bar that runs out of the hatch of a lowered Civic Type R needed a site with the same energy. As you scroll, the car pulls up, the hatch opens onto the bar, and a shot pours. Even the loading screen is a tachometer.

86 speed · 100 accessibility · 100 SEOGoogle Lighthouse, phone, Oct 2026

  • Website
  • Scroll animation
  • Booking form
See the project
Grow Tracker for No-Till Ninjas (in-house) screenshot

Grow Tracker for No-Till Ninjas (in-house)Live, crew accounts only

A grow room you can run from your phone

A web app for our own no-till grow. Live readings from the room's sensors, phone alerts when something drifts, exhaust control with safety limits, Ring cameras with timelapse, and a plant-by-plant bed map with the log, issues and grow calendar behind it. It installs on a phone like an app.

99 speed · 100 accessibilityGoogle Lighthouse, phone, Oct 2026

  • Custom software
  • App design
See the project

All projects

Five steps from first call to first customer.

You always know what is happening, what it costs, and what comes next.

01

Call

A free 15-minute conversation about your business and what is in the way.

02

Plan

A written scope with a fixed price and a timeline. No surprises later.

03

Build

Weekly progress you can click on, not a mockup you have to imagine.

04

Launch

Domain, hosting, analytics, and training so you can run it yourself.

05

Grow

Optional care plan and SEO so the launch is the start, not the end.

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Your turn.

The first step is a free 15-minute call.

Book it

Things people ask on the first call.

Do I need every part?

No. Most clients start with the site that books, or the front desk on its own. They work best together: search sends people to the site, the site books them, and the front desk catches whoever calls. But each part stands on its own.

Do you run paid ads or social media?

No. We focus on search because it is the channel that keeps paying after the work is done. If ads are the right move for your business, we will say so and point you to someone who does them well.

Can I edit the site myself after launch?

Yes. Growth and Custom sites include an editor for the content you will actually change: text, photos, posts, locations, products. You never touch code.

What does an AI project look like for a small business?

Usually one focused tool: an assistant that drafts quotes from a form, a bot that qualifies inbound leads, or a pipeline that turns your notes into content. We start with an audit that puts a dollar figure on each option.

Where are you based and who do you work with?

We are based in the East Bay and work with Bay Area businesses and remote clients across California. Trades, auto, restaurants, regulated industries, and high-ticket services are where we have the most experience.

How does payment work?

Fixed-price projects are split 50% to start and 50% at launch. Monthly plans are billed at the start of each month and can be cancelled with 30 days notice.

Let’s build something that pays for itself

A free 15-minute call. We look at your site, your listing, and where your hours go, then tell you what we would do first. No deck, no pressure.

Or email info@trichomedigital.com